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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Ten reasons why men (or, if I were a guy: women) suck...

1 - What they say they don’t mean
2 - What they mean they don’t say
3 - Half the time they don’t know what they are talking about
4 - Half the time they are not talking
5 - When getting close, they run
6 - When running away, they try to get close
7 - Trying to have a conversation is like pulling teeth
8 - They just don’t understand women/men
9 - Hello hello hello is there anybody in there?  Just nod if you can hear me.  Is there anyone at home?
10 - They are so simplistic that they are complex

GIVE ME A FUCKING GUN!!!!

The name's Mags.  Like in wide tires peeling out on hot asphalt.  Get it? ~ Maggie 6/7/09 @ 9:57 p.m. EST

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