Today was full of humor as the hornets were buzzing about. I do talk to them and they don’t scare me nor do they bother me. One just has to be cool with them. I did not understand why he kept running from them. Another person also told him, the hornet probably likes you. Then again, I talk to spiders and to myself. Am I odd? Perhaps to you, but to me I am just fine.
Today was Rat and Hamster day. Rat and Hamster went to Hong Kong (take it as you will) ate some good food and talked about much. We yackked so much (not to be confused with the animal called a yak), we did not see time fly. Nope, no clock sprouted wings.
Upon the exit, we looked in the window of a local shop and then went inside and were ourselves (rather comic or annoying based on perspective). There we met Anthony and his sister Shan. This brother and sister team were also jokesters and could relate to mine and Hammy’s behavior. Actually, they rather joined in. All in all it was amusing, but my cheap self was not amused at paying the full rate at the parking lot as we had overstayed our max time.
Although we had a quiet time riding home, when some soup was dropped off to a friend of mine, Hamster had to go touch that XM dial and blast some wild hillbilly music (probably from one of my mom’s favorite stations). Anyway, as I exist the building I break into jig with flapping arms only to hear her roar of laughter to the point of snorts, crying, and lack of breath. I joined her in this endeavor all the way to my mom's. Hell, I think her laughter scared away my mom’s porch guest. She was wild eyed and cracking up while looking at him. Oh man that could be scary! Life is a bowel of cherries! Hey, this kind of laughing reminds me of "ORANGE SODA" only I was laughing at her BELIEF to the point I was not breathing while driving save for AHHHH then sucked in silence.
Okay so dogs bark and trees have bark
And a bark could be worse than a bite
Or you could be barking up the wrong tree
Trees also have leaves that leave in the fall
Sure they all fall, but some flee with the wind
While fleas on dogs don’t cause them bark
A lark will fly or sing, but could also be joke
Don’t choke! Yes, pull the choke and let’s be gone! ~ Maggie ~ August 9, 2009 @ sometime before this actually posted. I was having such a cracker of a time discussing drawers and bloomers. LMAO
*ADDENDUM ON DRAWERS AND BLOOMERS: When using Webster's versus Oxford University Press Dictionaries, you will note a difference in the performance of that which is online. Luckily when questions arise about my terms in language, my Corel WordPerfect saves the day. Yes. WordPerfect comes with the Oxford University Press Dictionary. Whoot. I don't use Microsoft Word, but I can. Can anyone tell me if it comes with a dictionary, thesaurus, grammatik (which includes analysis of writing as well as your choice of checking styles from student to technical or scientific?) Can Microsoft Word read other programs or write in them? Microsoft Word holds hands with Excel right? Corel Office has Quattro Pro. The benefit of using Corel is that it can open Microsoft, but Microsoft cannot open Corel. WORDPERFECT OFFICE X4 (and earlier) give choices.
Word Processing: WordPerfect Mode, Microsoft Word Mode, WordPerfect Classic Mode (v. 5.1), and WordPerfect Legal Mode. By the way, I am not saying that the person I was IMing was using Word nor am I stating that I analyze all my writing. :-)
Spreadsheet: Quattro Pro Mode, Microsoft Excel Mode, Lotus 1-2-3 Mode
Does anyone remember Wang? Ah, I am just throwing this out here as a mere question. Bah.
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