Although this was a correspondence to someone, I thought it fit to share what I did this weekend as it was interesting to say the least.
This Sunday's work day was cut short and another type of work was done for my friend/boss. I drove her ass to N.B. and back in 20 hours. She needed someone to drive her ass there to drop off her grandchildren so that her ass could go to Florida to collect her jewels. I figured what the hell...I could use the money.
So big deal I worked 25 hours straight without sleep, drove through torrential rain and fog, got stopped by the po-lice on the return in N.B. for driving in the passing lane and speeding (but officer I was only doing 104), but they let me go because I didn't understand their stupid highways. No shit when I tell you that I believe those roads to be designed by a drunk. That is what I said to the officer. Anyway, this trip left me tripping as I could not sleep when I got home, so I stayed up until about 8 p.m. Having last slept on Saturday night and only getting 4 hours sleep, I experienced visual and audio hallucinations by Monday evening! Oh mang!
Seriously, I thought we were taking my Terrain, but we took her son's Escalade just because it had a dumb DVD player for the kids. Here I thought this vehicle should have more bells and whistles than mine, but NOOOOOO. The steering column was doing a shimmy at 135 kph and at night in the rain that is DANGEROUS. Also, it had no Onstar phone, nor did it have turn by turn navigation. Boo, hiss, and spit!
Being that kids were in the car, I did not smoke going to N.B., but on the return, I smoked in the vehicle. As the bitch doesn't smoke, it was tough titty suck it for her. I smoked my brains out.
Her grandchildren are twins are they are little monsters. Before the trip started, I warned them to be good as I kill children. In playing the wicked witch, I got the kids to eat their food on threat of having it presented to them for every meal henceforth...oh the tears they shed as they ate the damned food. They received the Riot Act in regard to wasting food. LMAO All in all, the experience was entertaining and made me some bucks for my upcoming camping trip. Wee ha! ~ Maggie ~ June 30, 2011 3:26 pm
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