“Chat with mature men.” “I went from this...to this in 4 weeks. NO DIET. NO EXERCISE.” “I lost 42 Lbs in 4 Weeks.” Bah! What the fuck are they selling?
Do I look like I want to talk with a half dead mature man with no noodle? Those guys are for desperados who NEED a man because they can’t handle their own shit. Regarding a man’s noodle, I am not speaking about his penis. All males have a penis so that is a no brainer. Actually, that is their little head which really does not have a brain even though it is a little head. It does not think. Let me not stray...those mature or well off men who think their shit don’t sink are the types of suckers I like to take down a few notches. Why? Because I can. It is fun to play with their ego think thing. Yo, that is the best strike zone on a man. Especially when he thinks his shit is all that, but he is really a boring tard (as in retard) with no life. Oh, give me a life! Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie! Fuck off! Gee, I am bored wanna come over? May I come over? Honestly I am busy. I have to scrub my toilet with my toothbrush and clean between my toes. Besides, my nose needs picking. Maybe another time okay? Meh!
Bitches, is yo ass fat? Look at me and spend your money trying to be me only yo fat ass will still be fat. You don’t have to diet or exercise. Nope, nope, nope. Eat cheese and stuff that face with burgers and fries and let it drop to your hips and your thighs. Don’t diet or exercise, just buy the product and wish. We the producers of the product are laughing our skinny asses off watching you spend, eat, and grow larger and more unhealthy by the moment. As the fat accumulates around your heart, we laugh. As your belly and butt swell to the point you can’t exercise and your fat engrossed heart scream to your doctor “SHE IS GOING TO DIE,” we will laugh. Why? Because you are sucker.
Little entertaining stories like the above come to mind when I see ads on any site as the ads are made for the gullible. No woman NEEDS A MAN and if you are a heifer who is stupid enough not to whip yourself into shape, you deserve what you get. Personally, I am self sufficient and do not need a man also I did lose half my body weight in about a year with sheer will. You are what you eat and if you want muscle, you have to work out. My fat ass went from a size 27 to a size 0. Yo, I was so fat I could not fit in a booth at a restaurant. Imagine wearing size 4x in a sweatshirt and only having a bit of room? Imagine having to buy a bigger car for a bigger ass? Fact Jack! Don’t worry though, you just sit on your duff hoping for Mr. Wonderful to KEEP you like a princess while you blow up or are blown up. Yeah...the ads are like smoke blown up your ass to your mind.
Whoa...do you have a scab that needs picking and infection? I so want to hone in on it and make it bloody fresh. Man, I am so glad I am me! Whaaaaa wicked! ~ Maggie a/k/a Max, Sabbath, The Widow, Arachne, and G.I. Jane. Now, kiss my ass. ~ January 7, 2009 @ 10:29 p.m. EST
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