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Friday, April 6, 2007

A Conversation With My Mother

Mom called and we were talking bullshit and then she starts talking about getting life insurance for her burial. So I asked her what do you care, you'll be dead. This part of the conversation really got me going especially when she said that she wants to make sure that everyone has sandwiches. I was like WTF? When I asked her why she cared if they ate or not and she got real mad and said that people ate sandwiches at her mother's and her grandmother's funeral. She knows that I don't give a rat's ass if anyone eats at the funeral or not. I told her it is a funeral and not a picnic. Funerals are so bogus. When I asked if she wanted the crusts cut off the bread, she hung up on me and I was rolling on the floor laughing. ~ Maggie ~ April 6, 2007 @ 8:37 p.m.

I forgot to include the part where she said: It is my funeral and I want sandwiches. Isn't that a retarded thought that she is still going to be worried about what others think even after she is dead. BIZARRE!!!!

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