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Monday, April 9, 2007

For OrpheusObject~ Celebrating Your Death In Regard to the Stiff:

When seeking a body double, you would need someone who is similar in height, weight, and body type. The blood type would need to be the same. The DNA would have to be similar (family member). Pull the teeth of your victim so that dental records can't be matched and cut off fingertips to ensure that fingerprints can't be lifted. Think about whether you have any broken bones or other medical data (i.e., diabetes, hepatitis, arthritis) as that would help to prove/disprove identity. Think forensically.

Murder & Arson:

After you murder your body double and remove internal organs, teeth, and fingertips (it has to look like the work of a psycho), fill the abdominal cavity with gasoline or other flammable liquid. Pour the same flammable liquid all over the crime scene as well and in other rooms to heat the place up. Take some gun powder and create a small line that leads to your exit and then strike a match and let it rip. You should hear a WHOOSH sound.

What is left of your body double can then be cremated so that we may celebrate and be merry at your death party!

That is called having your cake and eating too. *snicker ~ Maggie ~ April 9, 2007 @ 5:00 p.m.

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